The only good toy is a toy covered in drool. They taste better that way!
Naughty toy, why won't you get in my mouth? Don't you know that's where you're supposed to go?
Be my friend, Buddy, I like you!
I won't!
I'm not so sure about girls but I always like to make a friend.
Now, what is this thing? Am I supposed to like it?
Look ma, no hands!
This is the best toy ever! Thanks, Grama!